I’ve got a little list
Mr. Wainscotting thinks I hate the teachers’ unions more than the other education perps. But that’s not exactly true.
As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I’ve got a little list — I’ve got a little list
Of education offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed — who never would be missed!
There’s the faculties of education who corrupt prospective teachers —
The ministry of education that leads us down the garden path —
The EQAO that makes bad tests, the school boards that interfere —
The textbook publishers that churn out lots of junk —
And the OCT that ensures bad teachers are still here —
They’d none of ‘em be missed — they’d none of ‘em be missed!




Alas, not quite iambic pentameter.